I’d Prefer NOT to see “God’s Liquid Vaginal Omnipresence” on Zemanta Each Morning

If you’ve ever wondered where I come up with the images I place into my posts each day, there is a great little free service from Zemanta that comes with any WordPress blog. Zemanta is a little plug in that analyzes what you write and suggests pictures, related posts and tag words. It saves a ton of time scouring the web looking for content related to the post you are writing.

Zemanta screencapBut, Zemanta does have some maddening quirks to it. For a long time I would write my post each morning and the same pictures of Camilla Parker Bowles would pop up in the window of suggested images. Strange. I have nothing against Ms. Bowles but I got a little tired of her face staring at me every morning as I typed my post. Lately, the rogue picture that appears each morning is both humorous and a little disturbing. It’s some lady face down on a stage lifting her back side towards me. Ugh. If I make the mistake of scrolling over the caption I get to read: “God’s Vaginal Liquid Omnipresence baptized us with Her Eternal Divinity tonight.”

Hey, I’m a big boy. I love free speech and Ms. Liquid Vaginal Backside has every right to lift her butt in whatever odd metaphorical way she wants. I’m not offended as much as I am annoyed at having to look at it over my first cup of coffee each morning. I’d just like to be free to block images on Zemanta that I’d prefer they never suggest to me again.

Zemanta? Are you listening?

4 thoughts on “I’d Prefer NOT to see “God’s Liquid Vaginal Omnipresence” on Zemanta Each Morning”

    1. Thanks for confirming that I’m NOT crazy, Chrystal. Hopefully Zemanta will get on it. After I complained about Camilla Parker Bowles she suddenly disappeared, so I’m hoping the same will happen with Booty woman!

  1. Hi Tom!
    Wow that is embarrassing. It seems the photo is from Flickr and it’s not marked objectionable in any way so it’s hard for us to understand it as such.
    It’s interesting why it keeps showing up for you when it’s so unrelated to what you’re writing about! We’ll check it out.

    Thanks for the mention and the nice words!

    Best,
    Rok

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