When Thomas Prins was 18 his hometown of Hebron, Iowa (population 318) was boiling in a scandal that was never resolved. His neighbor and childhood sweetheart, Marian De Haas, was found to be pregnant. Thomas packed his bags and left for college in New York City. He went to school, found unexpected success as a writer, and never looked back.
Twelve years later, after his parents lose their lives in a tragic auto accident, Thomas has no choice but to return home. The town prepares for the funeral and the local residents are atwitter that “Tommy” is finally coming home after all these years. With his return, heat is turned up on the old scandal which has quietly simmered in the town’s collective conscience since his departure. Marian’s parents, Dean and Betty De Haas, along with her Aunt Lola and Uncle Arl impatiently await Tommy’s arrival as they gossip about what took place between Tommy, Marian and fellow classmate Matt Schuler.
As they wait for Tommy’s arrival, Hebron resident Bob “Old Man” Schuler has one of his infamous Vietnam flashbacks sending the women scrambling for cover. The men go off to find Old Man Schuler and get him safely home.
While the men get Old Man Schuler safely back home, Tommy arrives home. What the ladies hadn’t expected, however, was that he would bring a woman home with him.
The men finally arrive safely back from their mission and are surprised to find that a strange woman has arrived with Tommy. Arl attempts a not so subtle attempt to inform Tommy’s agent, Gladys Iskowitch, about Tommy, Marian, and the questionable paternity of Marian’s daughter, Abby.
Eventually, Thomas and Marian run into one another. Things don’t go so well.
Add in a former high school athlete stuck in the glory years, the unanswered question “Who is Abby’s father?,” and all of the small town gossip and you have an engaging, humorous show.
“I laughed. I cried. This play has everything you want in an evening of theatre.”
“I was engaged and entertained the entire time. I was on the edge of my seat.”
In the fall of 2012, Ham Buns and Potato Salad was presented at the Missouri Playwright’s Workshop at the University of Missouri and was first produced by Pella Iowa’s award winning community theatre, Union Street Players April 10-13, 2014 on the stage of the Joan Kuyper Farver Auditorium in the Pella Community Center under the direction of Ann Wilkinson.
The Skinny on the Play
Ham Buns and Potato Salad is a full-length play in two acts.
Five Adult Males (Ages 30-60)
Four Adult Females (Ages 30-60)
One adolescent female (Age 12)
All action takes place in one setting and can be performed with minimal set.
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